count pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  2. 2. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  3. 3. Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

  4. 4. Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

  5. 5. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

  6. 6. Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.

  7. 7. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  8. 8. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  9. 9. I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

  10. 10. I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

  11. 11. My body count is 0, it could start with you

  12. 12. You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

  13. 13. Well I’d like to find out first hand

  14. 14. So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

  15. 15. 207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

  16. 16. Because you can count on me

  17. 17. The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

  18. 18. Whats the best sex you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

  19. 19. Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

  20. 20. Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

  21. 21. Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

  22. 22. But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

  23. 23. I count you multiple times.

  24. 24. I bet you’re good afff Good one?

  25. 25. That's because I can't count to infinity..

  26. 26. But I seemed to have missed a dime

  27. 27. 1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

  28. 28. Because i can help

  29. 29. I will give you an A because you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you count, and I will give you this D because you deserve it, is that a yes? SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

  30. 30. If looks could count for a minute, you'd be a pretty long day!

  31. 31. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

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