gender pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

  2. 2. Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

  3. 3. Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

  4. 4. Don't worry baby I make enough money so you don't have to worry about the fact your gender studies degree is useless.

  5. 5. Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

  6. 6. Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost and, like you, I don't follow gender stereotypes.

  7. 7. Race and gender aren't the only things about to get intersectional tonight!

  8. 8. My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

  9. 9. Cuz baby, I'm burning up for you

  10. 10. ... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)

  11. 11. Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise? Because I want Uranus

  12. 12. Are you a clarinet? Cos I want to blow you

  13. 13. , or you're gonna make me a sex offender.

  14. 14. Because p l e a s e get in my mouth

  15. 15. Because i would like to with you.

  16. 16. Would you call yourself a feminist? Do you want to get with this? Baby you should hear me. Speak on gender theory.

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