security pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

  2. 2. You can cross my border without any security check.

  3. 3. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  4. 4. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

  5. 5. How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

  6. 6. The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

  7. 7. I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.

  8. 8. I lost my social security number can I have yours?

  9. 9. How'd you get through security? Cause baby you're the bomb.

  10. 10. I noticed how quick you took off your belt for that TSA security line.

  11. 11. Cause I feel secure around you - Day 106

  12. 12. I want to procrastinate on my tasks and just watch you at Security.

  13. 13. Because I'd love to penetrate you

  14. 14. To see you naked, I would turn in my own mother to the Department of Homeland Security.

  15. 15. Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

  16. 16. #LLJ

  17. 17. You make me want to procrastinate on my tasks and just watch you at Security.

  18. 18. Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

  19. 19. How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

  20. 20. Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.

  21. 21. Who needs security blanket when I got you. (Linus)

  22. 22. Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.

  23. 23. Funding secured!

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