1. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)
2. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
3. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes
4. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
5. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, nomeaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)
6. I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!
7. I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
8. I don't feel like I have any purpose in life
9. I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
10. You: Hey do you have a Band Aid? Because I just fell for you.
11. If girl say i have a boyfriend
Got to a girl say you're looking pretty If she says thanks i have a boyfriend !!!
.. tell her i didn't purpose you but it's really sad to know about your problem
12. It’s to occupy space.
You know what else occupies space?
Matter.
And you matter.
13. I want to have sex with you in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of reproduction.
14. I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll…
15. You might give my nipples that purpose they've been looking for.
16. I wanna make you my wife, bc i have no purpose in life