real housewives pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

  2. 2. The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs.

  3. 3. Wanna escape to my witch mountains?

  4. 4. Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure!

  5. 5. New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

  6. 6. Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

  7. 7. In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

  8. 8. Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.

  9. 9. Planes and yachts are nice, but your ass is even nicer.

  10. 10. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.

  11. 11. Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book.

  12. 12. It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

  13. 13. Don't be tardy for the party in my pants!

  14. 14. God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

  15. 15. I am very rich and let's go spend some money, honey. Bloop!

  16. 16. I don't say no very much, I say yes, yes, YES!

  17. 17. I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.

  18. 18. I like my men like I like my shapewear: tight and spanky. Holla!

  19. 19. I shall show you the true meaning of the vanderPUMP

  20. 20. I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.

  21. 21. I'd flip a table to get to you, baby!

  22. 22. I'm a vegas girl, wanna call my bluff?

  23. 23. I'm gone with the wind fabulous and you're about to get twirled, baby!

  24. 24. I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down.

  25. 25. I'm not a bitch but I can play one if that's your thing.

  26. 26. If you think I'm sexy wait until you meet my hooker alter ego, Alana.

  27. 27. Let's plan a dina party in your pants. Namaste, bitches!

  28. 28. Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess.

  29. 29. Show me your jellybeans and I'll take you to kellyland.

  30. 30. Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

  31. 31. Wanna a taste of my cannolis?

  32. 32. Wanna see me on display?

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