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  1. 1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  2. 2. Line: I know how to please a woman/man. Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  3. 3. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  4. 4. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  5. 5. Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

  6. 6. Line: I think I could make you very happy Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

  7. 7. Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

  8. 8. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy. Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  9. 9. Line: Can I have your name? Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

  10. 10. Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you? Comeback: It's hot!!!

  11. 11. Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday? Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

  12. 12. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  13. 13. Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

  14. 14. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

  15. 15. Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

  16. 16. Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

  17. 17. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

  18. 18. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

  19. 19. Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

  20. 20. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  21. 21. Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

  22. 22. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

  23. 23. Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

  24. 24. Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out! Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

  25. 25. Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

  26. 26. Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

  27. 27. Any good ideas?

  28. 28. Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

  29. 29. Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

  30. 30. Line: I can tell how much you want me. Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!

  31. 31. Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you. Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

  32. 32. Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

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