house pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

  2. 2. I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

  3. 3. I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.

  4. 4. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

  5. 5. Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  6. 6. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  7. 7. You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

  8. 8. There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

  9. 9. I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?

  10. 10. Cuz I never want you in my house

  11. 11. Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  12. 12. Coz i’ll bang you on every furniture in my house

  13. 13. Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  14. 14. Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

  15. 15. Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!

  16. 16. Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.

  17. 17. Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

  18. 18. I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

  19. 19. I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

  20. 20. Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  21. 21. Will you take me out?

  22. 22. Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

  23. 23. What's a ghoul like you doing in a haunted house like this?

  24. 24. I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet

  25. 25. Your haunted house or mine?

  26. 26. If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

  27. 27. Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

  28. 28. Cuz you thicc as 40 thieves.

  29. 29. Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

  30. 30. Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.

  31. 31. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  32. 32. Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

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