1. If I am a packet and you are a highlighter, the whole packet will be highlighted.
2. Wanna come over and go over my packet?
3. You know why they called me the "decathletes"?
4. Are you a winning medal? Because I am hungry for you.
5. You are so hot that I can't wait to see at next study session.
6. Are you ACDEC? Because I will dedicate all my after school hours on you.
7. Are you free time? Because you are out of this world.
8. I <3 nerds>
9. Will you be the 9th member of our team?
10. Why go to prom when we can go national?!
11. I want to decathahug you.
12. How about some decathasex to help you relax?
13. Your gold medal looks great on you. Would you like a pearl necklace?
14. Dulce et Decorum Est pro Acadeca Mori
15. Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.
16. Please tell me more about the math olympiad award.
17. You were a math world champion? That is so hot.
18. Are you a math olympiad problem? Because you got me harder than calculus.
19. Let's role play. I'll be Drew Walton, and you can pull out my gun.
20. Call me Harley Kim because I'm gonna get this all on camera.
21. Don't worry about all loss; I prefer it last longer than 3 hours.
22. Hey, that's some Rebuttal you have.
23. Hopefully my ballot won't be blue tonight and you'll give me straight tens.
24. I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.
25. I'd like to invoke rule 615 and sequester you to my pants.
26. I'd like to lay your foundation.
27. I've got all 5 elements of libel. In my pants.
28. Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
29. Let's bang the gavel all night long. :gavel:
30. No further questions, I'm finished.
31. Objection. Long, and growing.
32. Wanna come over tonight? We'll do it till you object.
33. You be Captain Vanunu and I'll let you frisk me all over.
34. You better stop that watch because this objection is going to last all night long.
35. You don't need to take the LSAT, I'll let you right in.
36. You must have learned a lot from mock trial, because I got off just by looking at you.
37. Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
38. Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
39. Girl, you're testi-fine.
40. Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
41. Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well we can do a mock trial.
42. Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
43. How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
44. I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
45. I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
46. I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
47. I need someone to look through these briefs.
48. I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
49. I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
50. I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
51. I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.
52. I’m going to sue the pants off you.
53. If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
54. Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
55. Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
56. Let's adjourn to the bedroom.
57. Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
58. Nice rebuttal.
59. Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
60. The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.
61. There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
62. When I think of you, I become fully vested.
63. Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
64. You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
65. You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
66. Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
67. Just call me exhibit A. You can enter me without objection
68. Your request to approach is denied. Ask me again and I'll object in front of the jury.
69. As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.
70. I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.
71. I'm proud to say I once invested a great many resources in Ms. Walton.
72. I'm sorry, but thinking of you and me together makes me contemplate having a second scotch.
73. I'm thinking we oughta practice our openings tonight.
74. Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.
75. Some experts only look for a specific type of girl: lovely, brunette, and amazing. I used that strict standard to find you.
76. When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.
77. Your girlfriend looks hot from here, but do you think I could direct-examine her?
78. Call me Casey French, because I'll turn your engine on and wait till you blow twice.
79. I'll be your defense attorney, and find out all the ways to get you off.
80. If I may impeach by omission, I'll show you something you shouldn't leave out.
81. If I may invite the courts attention to my dick, you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.
82. If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-dick-tion
83. Its ok if you haven't handled one before, if it goes off too quick we'll just say it was an accident.
84. Lets role play. I'll be Drew Walton, You be Leslie Richards, and I'll tell you how to trigger a big reaction with just a little well placed stimulation.
85. Please? If you turn your back for 30 seconds, you wont even know if its me.
86. You must be a new scoring judge, because I want you to screw me
87. Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.
88. Can I moderate your caucus?
89. Can I put missiles in your country?
90. For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.
91. Hey, wanna merge?
92. How long is your conference?
93. I can Cam your Bodia.
94. I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.
95. I motion to elongate the caucus.
96. I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.
97. I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.
98. I motion to table the Chair.
99. I'd like to motion you to the floor.
100. I'll Czech your republic.
101. I'm Hungary for Djibouti.
102. I'm your point of personal privilege.
103. If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.
104. If you're as long as the speaker's list, meet me in the bathroom.
105. It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.
106. It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.
107. It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.
108. Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.
109. My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?
110. You can lift my sanctions any day!
111. You're my point of personal inquiry.
112. Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?
113. I dream about meeting you at the national.
114. I'm good at Air Trajectory and hitting the target.
115. Is that balsa wood in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
116. My balsa wood bridge is long and hard.
117. Oh, you do Science Olympiad? You must be really good at science.
118. Wanna come by to check out my Bottle Rocket?
119. You are going to prom Because your team lost states
120. I want to be Division U.
121. Can I demonstrate Geologic Mapping on your body?
122. I'm lovestruck like a dyslexic girl in a spelling bee
123. Girl, you are the cleverest bee I ever met.
124. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
125. There is 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
126. What is that sound? Wait, it is my heart buzzing for you.