mark pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is your name Mark David Chapman? (No) Good because I don't want to get shot down tonight.

  2. 2. Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.

  3. 3. If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.

  4. 4. On your mark, get set, glow!

  5. 5. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

  6. 6. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

  7. 7. If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.

  8. 8. Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.

  9. 9. Did X mark the spot? Cause I don't need any map to find that booty.

  10. 10. Damn you fine! What's YO laundry mark?

  11. 11. Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

  12. 12. I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.

  13. 13. Take your mark. Now take off your pants!

  14. 14. Are those track marks? Because I'd love to run a train on you

  15. 15. Cupid must’ve marked our hearts with enochian symbols, because baby I feel like we’re meant to be.

  16. 16. Because you're so hot I'd help you clean up if you did.

  17. 17. You can't see it but its A+

  18. 18. Let's have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.

  19. 19. I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.

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