African-American pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

  2. 2. You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!

  3. 3. Damn you got a big A S S !!

  4. 4. Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

  5. 5. Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste you "Now And Later"?

  6. 6. Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.

  7. 7. Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave

  8. 8. Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty

  9. 9. Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?

  10. 10. Hey, are your parents beavers, because DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

  11. 11. Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person

  12. 12. I can do you before one can finish a Malt Liquor.

  13. 13. I claim you in the name of JESUS!

  14. 14. I got some suga for ya

  15. 15. I'm Lil Wayne bitch

  16. 16. I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.

  17. 17. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

  18. 18. Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?

  19. 19. Lemme borrow that number girl

  20. 20. That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?

  21. 21. That weave is out of this world.

  22. 22. The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection

  23. 23. Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?

  24. 24. Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work

  25. 25. Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free

  26. 26. You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me

  27. 27. I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great

  28. 28. Are you Dr. Martin Luther King Jr? Because I have a dream that you will be go home with me tonight.

  29. 29. Are you from Africa? (Why?) Because African (I fricken) love you!

  30. 30. Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya suck this dick.

  31. 31. Are you Halle Berry? (girl: no!) Well then you have to be some kinda of movie star!

  32. 32. Are you Kool Aid. Because I just want to drink you all up.

  33. 33. BOOM BOOM BOOM Hot shit!

  34. 34. Can you put some hot sauce on my chicken? I need some spice in my life.

  35. 35. Did you just step out of Jet magazine? Because your the beauty of the week.

  36. 36. Do you need help with your African studies cause we can go to your house and make freedom ring.

  37. 37. Do you sing in the gospel choir? Because you have voice of an angel.

  38. 38. Girl you are like soul food. Because you make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

  39. 39. Girl you are the cream, I am the chocolate let's make a sundae.

  40. 40. Hey girl. Wanna dance? I promise to leave room for the holy spirit.

  41. 41. I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some strawberry lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

  42. 42. I dont care that you yoused to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

  43. 43. I like big butts and I can not lie.

  44. 44. I like my woman like how I like my watermelon – sweet and juicy.

  45. 45. I love your tight braids that is just right.

  46. 46. I want to crack you open like that watermelon.

  47. 47. I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!

  48. 48. I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all youp in that booty....

  49. 49. Is your name Maya? Because I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

  50. 50. Shake that booty!

  51. 51. So, what's your favorite thing about black cock?

  52. 52. What is your favorite comedy? Oh mine is Roots.

  53. 53. Would you be my sweet tea?

  54. 54. Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?

  55. 55. You are kicking like that crab legs.

  56. 56. You are so hot, you put shame to Louisiana Hot Sauce.

  57. 57. You are the waffles to my fried chickens.

  58. 58. You have the child-birthing hips that I have been looking for.

  59. 59. You must be hot-sauce, because you are just burning me up.

  60. 60. You shouldn't drink that sweet tea, you are sweet enough already.

  61. 61. You smell so good like a freshed powdered baby.

  62. 62. Your hair is flawless.

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