1. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
2. Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
3. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
4. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
5. Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.
6. Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling.
7. Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass!
8. Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma.
9. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
10. Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
11. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
12. I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"
13. The most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
14. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
15. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
16. Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
17. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
18. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
19. Are you from Iraq? Because I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
20. Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.
21. Are you from the moon? Because your physique is out of this world.
22. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
23. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
24. As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
25. Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
26. Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
27. Did you know the human body is 90% water and I'm really thirsty.
28. Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.
29. Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.
30. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
31. Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.
32. Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!
33. Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.
34. Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?
35. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
36. Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
37. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
38. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
39. Got me? I'll do your body good.
40. Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?
41. Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? Guy: [Reach out and gently touch her cheek]. Girl: Because your face is really hot!
42. Guy: You look life my first wife! Girl: How many have you had? Guy: None
43. Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
44. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
45. I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
46. I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
47. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
48. I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
49. If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
50. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
51. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
52. Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it.
53. Just where do those legs of yours end?
54. Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
55. Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
56. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
57. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
58. My hands are cold, can I warm them between your legs?
59. Nice boobs. Can I feel them?
60. Nice legs... Shame about the face.
61. Papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
62. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
63. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
64. There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
65. Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
66. Uncross your legs love, you're squashing my dinner.
67. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
68. What is on your butt? My eyes!
69. What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.
70. What’s that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured…lips.
71. What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
72. When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.
73. Whoops I dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while I look at your legs?
74. Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
75. With a body like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
76. With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
77. Wow, you have some sweet birthing hips.
78. You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
79. You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.
80. You must have a ninja in your pants, because your ass is kicking
81. You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
82. You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you've got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year.
83. Your body is like a haiku in motion.
84. Your body is like a temple.
85. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
86. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
87. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
88. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.