1. For you not being named this week’s hottest single.
2. Cause you have the highest number of Degrees!!
3. Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles
4. Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.
5. It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
6. Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.
7. Cause she dropped the hottest bomb
8. Apple Music or Spotify
Did you see the glitch earlier?
You weren’t listed as the top hottest single
9. But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else
10. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.
11. They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
12. Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single
13. For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
14. Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
15. I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.
16. You were in the hottest singles this week
17. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
18. You're the hottest thing since fire.
19. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.
20. You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.
21. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
22. because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
23. Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
24. I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single
25. I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week
26. No?
Because Gee You're Da Hottest!
27. You're so sexy, the stardust that made you must have come from the hottest star.
28. Cause your the hottest thing I see
29. Coz you are the hottest food I've ever seen.
30. Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen.
Her: what's the first?
Me: you/2.
I'm a psycho
31. Because you’re the hottest fucking thing in the universe.