1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
2. Do you come here often?
3. Would you like to dance?
4. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
5. Ahhh, high school. Remember the time we made out in the parking lot in 15 minutes from right now? (High School Acquaintance)
6. And I thought the beer was good here…
7. Approach a group of girls and say, ""What's happening girls?"".
8. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.
9. Are you busy tonight at last call?
10. Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
11. Baby, you're the hot ass in my shot glass.
12. Buy lottery tickets and hand them out to girls with this statement written on the back, "If you win, will you take me out to celebrate? Even if you don't win, let's get together sometime. Here's my number ____."
13. Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
14. Can I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?
15. Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?
16. Could I buy you a drink?
17. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
18. Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you? (High School Acquaintance)
19. Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)
20. Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
21. Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course.
22. Do you like rock & roll music? Well, good because I'm going to rock your world.
23. Do you think most men that go to nightclubs and bars are jerks?
24. Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
25. Do you want to dance?
26. Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
27. Don't you just hate it when guys try to use pick-up lines on you?
28. Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
29. For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
30. Hello. I am not the girl put bologna in her pants on the bus in middle school. (High School Acquaintance)
31. Here's 50 euro's. Drink until I'm good looking and then come talk to me.
32. Hey cutie, your next drink's on me. I've saved a lot of money because I'm still on my parents' phone plan. (High School Acquaintance)
33. Hey you…I swipe you right.
34. Hey! I think you owe me a beer. Technically, you owe me a pile of soggy cheese fries from sophomore year, but I'll take a beer. (High School Acquaintance)
35. Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
36. Hi, my name is ___. I just wanted to tell you that I love the way you dance.
37. Hi. I'm Brad Bitt and I'm wearing a disguise so I won't be recognized. May I buy you a drink?
38. High school was hell… and you were the hottest thing there. (High School Acquaintance)
39. High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I'm not married. (High School Acquaintance)
40. How are you doing tonight?
41. I can't believe I haven't seen you in 8 years. You don't look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy? (High School Acquaintance)
42. I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)
43. I can't stop looking at you.
44. I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
45. I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn't have forgotten you.
46. I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)
47. I hate singles bars. How about you?
48. I have a 401K now. That's a type of blood condition, right? (High School Acquaintance)
49. I just moved here from ___. Do you know any other good nightclubs around the area?
50. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
51. I see you've got some tequila's. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
52. I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
53. I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.
54. I'm letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro's. How many can I count you in for?
55. I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you.
56. I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?
57. I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)
58. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
59. If I'd have known I'd see you here, I'd have been sitting on this bar stool since my 21st birthday. (High School Acquaintance)
60. In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
61. It's a shame sexting wasn't a thing when we were in high school. (High School Acquaintance)
62. It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)
63. Just because I haven't seen you in 10 years doesn't mean I haven't thought of you every day. (High School Acquaintance)
64. Lemme Buy You A Drank. (In T-Pain's voice)
65. Look I'm just trying to drink here, but you're very distracting.
66. Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.
67. My aunt died and left me six million dollars with the stipulation that I find a wife by Friday. Would you like to have a drink with me?
68. My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?
69. Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)
70. Remember when you winked at me in Chemistry class when you had iodine in your eye? I've never forgotten that. (High School Acquaintance)
71. See that table over there? I've been waiting for you to come over and talk to me. Can you join me for a drink and some friendly conversation?
72. Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.
73. Tell me something about yourself...
74. That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
75. There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?
76. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.
77. This place sucks.
78. Wait until it gets near last call in a bar. Then find the drunkest looking woman in the place and walk up to her and say, "OK, let's go home."
79. Wanna be my high school sweetheart? (High School Acquaintance)
80. What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
81. What do you say we get out of here? I bet you're way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
82. What's a real sweet and lovely girl like you doing in a place like this?
83. What's the name of that funny dance you were doing? It's really good!
84. What's your favorite song to dance to? (Then go ask the DJ to play it and ask her to dance.)
85. What's your favorite radio station to listen to?
86. What's your name, besides beautiful?
87. What's your sign?
88. When a girl passes by you say, ""I hope you don't mind me stopping you, but I just had to meet you"".
89. When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?
90. Would you girls like to go party over at my place?
91. Would you like to dance with a ugly man?
92. You are the special lady that I have been saving this seat for.
93. You must be tired coz you've been running through my mind all night!
94. You're like a turkey in the oven all day. Just getting hotter and hotter. (High School Acquaintance)