package pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  2. 2. Because you’re a complete package.

  3. 3. Place your hands on her butt and say “So happy my girlfriend is a package deal with hand warmers”. Free way to touch her butt and usually leads to more touching!

  4. 4. The GOP didn't like my stimulus package, but you will.

  5. 5. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  6. 6. Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

  7. 7. Because i see you checking out my package.

  8. 8. Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

  9. 9. Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  10. 10. The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

  11. 11. We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

  12. 12. If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

  13. 13. Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  14. 14. I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet

  15. 15. I like the size of your benefits package.

  16. 16. Because you’re the whole package :)

  17. 17. (UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

  18. 18. Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.

  19. 19. Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

  20. 20. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

  21. 21. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

  22. 22. Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?

  23. 23. Who wants to see my stimulus package!

  24. 24. You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

  25. 25. I would love to show you my stimulus package.

  26. 26. Would you like to see my comprehensive package?

  27. 27. You'll be receiving a package soon.

  28. 28. You can $timulus my package ;)

  29. 29. Cause I want you to handle my package.

  30. 30. Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.

  31. 31. This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery "a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

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