1. I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
2. Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren't a cheerleader either?
3. Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.
4. If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.
5. You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number
6. I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
7. Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?
8. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!
9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?
10. Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
11. At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.
12. At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I'm digging that ass.
13. At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.
14. At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn't have to let him go.
15. At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.
16. At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
17. At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.
18. At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.
19. Baby, I always go to extra time.
20. Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
21. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!
22. Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?
23. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!
24. Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.
25. Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common? Good D
26. Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
27. Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
28. Do you want to experience the Hand of God?
29. Don't worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch.
30. Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!
31. Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.
32. How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
33. I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
34. I specialize in scoring screamers.
35. I think you're a keeper.
36. I want to ride you until your legs give out.
37. I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
38. I'd like to get inside your penalty box.
39. I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
40. I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!
41. I'm going to go for two after I score.
42. I'm sending you off for improper conduct.
43. I'm the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.
44. I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.
45. I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.
46. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together since we'd make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we'd be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!
47. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?
48. If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.
49. Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
50. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on PlayStation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.
51. Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.
52. Not red, not yellow, you're my wild card.
53. Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.
54. Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.
55. Starting Defense: Beww BEWWW Beww. That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped.
56. They call me the World Playa' of the Year.
57. Wanna be my receiver tonight?
58. Want to warm my bench?
59. You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night. It's like I'm watching Emmitt Smith all over again!
60. You'll be the quickest hat-trick I've scored.
61. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.
62. You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.
63. You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
64. You've got a great end zone.
65. You've intercepted my heart.
66. I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass...Interception!
67. I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban's on Your Finger
68. Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson's
69. I'd Love to See Your Backfield in Motion
70. Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see
71. I'd use a Packer's line right now, but it's just too cheesy.