villains pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cuff me and take me back to your lair.

  2. 2. This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.

  3. 3. I am Lex Luthor you've heard of me probably.

  4. 4. I think you've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

  5. 5. I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.

  6. 6. Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

  7. 7. Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.

  8. 8. My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.

  9. 9. You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.

  10. 10. Me : So what? Every story has a villain.

  11. 11. Venom won't be the only injections going on tonight.

  12. 12. Cause everytime I see you, my dark knight rises.

  13. 13. I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart

  14. 14. Wanna meet Alfred?

  15. 15. I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work.

  16. 16. We can do it in the bat-mobile.

  17. 17. Do you wish to compute?

  18. 18. Hi. I'm Batman.

  19. 19. When I'm done with you, you'll be singing God Bless Captain America

  20. 20. I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye.

  21. 21. Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that's what I call masturbation.

  22. 22. Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on.

  23. 23. I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed.

  24. 24. Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…

  25. 25. Do you know how good it feels without a cape?

  26. 26. Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.

  27. 27. Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?

  28. 28. I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just fuck me

  29. 29. I'll bet you're a Beast in the bedroom.

  30. 30. If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?

  31. 31. In brightest day, in darkest night, I'll rub you down and do you right.

  32. 32. Look, it's a long story. But yes, the green arrow.

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