murder pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

  2. 2. Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared

  3. 3. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  4. 4. Cuz I want to murder it.

  5. 5. Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  6. 6. Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz

  7. 7. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

  8. 8. To let it know I’m about to murder it

  9. 9. I just need to know what to put on the grave after I murder that pussy.

  10. 10. Because I want to know what to put on your grave after I murder that pussy

  11. 11. Great! Now i know what kind of flowers to put on your grave after i murder that pussy.

  12. 12. Are you a chainsaw murderer? Cuz I am head over heels.

  13. 13. Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

  14. 14. Coz you're killing me with those looks.

  15. 15. Cos I would love to stick a knife into you (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

  16. 16. Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

  17. 17. Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

  18. 18. Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

  19. 19. What kind of flowers do you like? Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

  20. 20. You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

  21. 21. Because your looks can kill.

  22. 22. POI: “What?” Because I want to take you back to the lounge and make a move!

  23. 23. If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

  24. 24. Hey babe, lets go into bed and have some murdering fun.

  25. 25. Because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.

  26. 26. Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

  27. 27. Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

  28. 28. I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

  29. 29. When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.

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