pants pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  2. 2. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

  3. 3. You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

  4. 4. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  5. 5. Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

  6. 6. What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

  7. 7. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

  8. 8. There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

  9. 9. You Ignite the inside of my pants.

  10. 10. My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

  11. 11. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  12. 12. I have a pot of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

  13. 13. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  14. 14. Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

  15. 15. Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  16. 16. My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

  17. 17. Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  18. 18. Cause I’d love to tap that Ass

  19. 19. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

  20. 20. Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

  21. 21. Because you made my pants Messi.

  22. 22. You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on. Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

  23. 23. Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

  24. 24. Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

  25. 25. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

  26. 26. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  27. 27. You took those yoga pants for sale? Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  28. 28. Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

  29. 29. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

  30. 30. In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

  31. 31. There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

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