derivative pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  2. 2. Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

  3. 3. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  4. 4. Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

  5. 5. I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

  6. 6. Cos(u)•r•2

  7. 7. Because I wanna lay tangent to your curves!

  8. 8. Because then you would be tangent to me. SIKE. I want to see you more than once in my life. Please be my integral, so you would fill me from the inside~

  9. 9. Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lay tangent to your curves.

  10. 10. Cuz I wanna explore your concavities

  11. 11. Can I be your first derivative? Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves

  12. 12. Cause I wanna ∂ with respect to you

  13. 13. To be tangent to your curves Any advice how to improve this old line?

  14. 14. I don't care if it's a sin, I just wanna lay tangent to those curves.

  15. 15. So that I can lie tangent to your curves.

  16. 16. I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

  17. 17. My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

  18. 18. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

  19. 19. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

  20. 20. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

  21. 21. If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

  22. 22. My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

  23. 23. Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

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