robot pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. (Begins whistling robotically)

  2. 2. I want you to pilot me like one of your giant robots.

  3. 3. Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

  4. 4. Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

  5. 5. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  6. 6. I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

  7. 7. When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  8. 8. Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

  9. 9. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

  10. 10. You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

  11. 11. Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

  12. 12. Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.

  13. 13. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

  14. 14. Don't worry I just got turing tested.

  15. 15. You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

  16. 16. So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

  17. 17. What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

  18. 18. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  19. 19. I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

  20. 20. I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

  21. 21. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

  22. 22. It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

  23. 23. I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.

  24. 24. I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.

  25. 25. Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.

  26. 26. You are so hot you need to be water cooled.

  27. 27. Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

  28. 28. You would be the world, because I'm dominating you.

  29. 29. ... I would turn you on

  30. 30. Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?

  31. 31. If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?

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