drive pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  2. 2. Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

  3. 3. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  4. 4. Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  5. 5. When I don't have you it drives me crazy

  6. 6. Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

  7. 7. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

  8. 8. Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

  9. 9. I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my Woody.

  10. 10. And turn it into a hard drive

  11. 11. Can I drive my balls into your rough?

  12. 12. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  13. 13. Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

  14. 14. So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

  15. 15. I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

  16. 16. Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my sex drive.

  17. 17. Why drive when we can swing?

  18. 18. May i take your truck for a test drive?

  19. 19. Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?

  20. 20. Hey girl, can i drive my tumbler into your bat cave?

  21. 21. Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

  22. 22. Do you drive an SUV? Because you're warming my globes...

  23. 23. Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?

  24. 24. Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.

  25. 25. Your pheromones are driving me wild.

  26. 26. If life is a highway, I want to drive with you all night long.

  27. 27. Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.

  28. 28. I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.

  29. 29. So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

  30. 30. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

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