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  1. 1. Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  2. 2. Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  3. 3. The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

  4. 4. Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

  5. 5. There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

  6. 6. Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

  7. 7. Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

  8. 8. Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

  9. 9. When I destroyed Uranus.

  10. 10. The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

  11. 11. Because I could destroy Uranus

  12. 12. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

  13. 13. Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

  14. 14. Edit: (typo) these days

  15. 15. because i want to explore uranus

  16. 16. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

  17. 17. Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

  18. 18. Because I think Uranus is the embodiment of Heaven

  19. 19. Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

  20. 20. Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

  21. 21. If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

  22. 22. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  23. 23. Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

  24. 24. Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

  25. 25. Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

  26. 26. Cuz I've never met a bigger asshole

  27. 27. Because I am going to Uranus

  28. 28. So I could be closer to Uranus

  29. 29. I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).

  30. 30. So I can be right behind Uranus.

  31. 31. Because I am trying to make it to uranus

  32. 32. Cause i really want Visit Uranus.

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