1. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
2. If I wait any longer with an icebreaker the ice would already be melted.
But I can blame you for global warming, 'cause who would feel warm en fuzzy inside when they see your smile?
3. Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
4. "Dang boy, are you the South Park movie?
Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"
5. Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3
6. Because I can’t hold it in much longer.
7. Distance runners do it longer.
8. Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!
9. My erection will live longer and prosper.
10. I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.
11. My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.
12. Because the longer I go the harder I get
13. But when you're in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.
14. When you walk in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.
15. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
16. Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.
17. Unlike a certain band, I'd stay with you longer than twelve years.
18. We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.
19. If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now
(Worked for me)
Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best
20. My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
21. Because I last longer and I am better for you.
22. Cos you've been in possession of my heart for way longer than 3 seconds.
23. I last longer than goku charging up his spirit bomb.
24. Because you're making my polypeptide tide chain longer and longer
25. Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
26. Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
27. Wanna see who's got the longer Dagger of Xian?
28. I can last longer than cast iron.
29. My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance?
30. I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
31. You know what they say, "The longer the term..."