planets pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

  2. 2. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

  3. 3. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  4. 4. Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  5. 5. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  6. 6. The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

  7. 7. Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

  8. 8. Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

  9. 9. Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

  10. 10. When I destroyed Uranus.

  11. 11. Bc there will only be seven planets left when i have destroyed ur anus

  12. 12. After I destroyed Uranus.

  13. 13. When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

  14. 14. Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

  15. 15. Edit: (typo) these days

  16. 16. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  17. 17. But when I'm done with you there will be another

  18. 18. You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

  19. 19. Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

  20. 20. And all I can think about is kissing yours

  21. 21. What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

  22. 22. Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

  23. 23. Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

  24. 24. Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

  25. 25. If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

  26. 26. You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

  27. 27. Other planets, wanna check some out?

  28. 28. Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

  29. 29. Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

  30. 30. Cuz I've never met a bigger asshole

  31. 31. Because im atrracted to your heavenly body

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