miscellaneous pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

  2. 2. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

  3. 3. Because I got something special for you.

  4. 4. Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

  5. 5. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  6. 6. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  7. 7. Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

  8. 8. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

  9. 9. You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

  10. 10. Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

  11. 11. The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.

  12. 12. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

  13. 13. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  14. 14. Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...

  15. 15. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  16. 16. Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

  17. 17. Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

  18. 18. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  19. 19. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  20. 20. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

  21. 21. Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

  22. 22. Let us take independence from our clothes!

  23. 23. Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

  24. 24. You make me want to circle the wagons.

  25. 25. Did you came out of the TV or is it just me?

  26. 26. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  27. 27. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

  28. 28. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  29. 29. You're the Apple of my iMac.

  30. 30. You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

  31. 31. Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?

  32. 32. Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

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