1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.
2. Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.
3. Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.
4. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
5. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.
6. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.
7. I’ve been Czeching you out, and you look Nice.
8. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.
9. The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.
10. Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?
11. You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
12. What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?
13. Damn babe, nice calves. Have you been working on them?
14. Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.
15. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
16. Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.
17. Good night, nice dreams, love and peace!
18. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?
19. Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?
20. Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
21. You have really nice forearms.
22. Nice night for a walk.
23. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
24. Like the one buried in my backyard.
25. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
26. Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
27. maybe next time Yucatan with me?
28. Together it will be Nice!
29. That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.
30. You have nice balls.
31. You have a nice Asgard.
32. When you are being nice to me, my flexor pollicis longus shorten and contract.