nice pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  2. 2. Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

  3. 3. Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

  4. 4. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  5. 5. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  6. 6. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  7. 7. I’ve been Czeching you out, and you look Nice.

  8. 8. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  9. 9. The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.

  10. 10. Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?

  11. 11. You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

  12. 12. What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

  13. 13. Damn babe, nice calves. Have you been working on them?

  14. 14. Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

  15. 15. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

  16. 16. Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

  17. 17. Good night, nice dreams, love and peace!

  18. 18. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

  19. 19. Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

  20. 20. Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.

  21. 21. You have really nice forearms.

  22. 22. Nice night for a walk.

  23. 23. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  24. 24. Like the one buried in my backyard.

  25. 25. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  26. 26. Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

  27. 27. maybe next time Yucatan with me?

  28. 28. Together it will be Nice!

  29. 29. That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.

  30. 30. You have nice balls.

  31. 31. You have a nice Asgard.

  32. 32. When you are being nice to me, my flexor pollicis longus shorten and contract.

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