late pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Can you help? I'm late for a very important date.. with you.

  2. 2. C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort

  3. 3. Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

  4. 4. Because I feel and uprising in my lower class

  5. 5. Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

  6. 6. Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?

  7. 7. I'd love to hang out with you, but I can't make it a late night -- I'm shipping out to [place] in the morning.

  8. 8. Because i can make your hole weak.

  9. 9. Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

  10. 10. Let’s go to my place and get laid.

  11. 11. I’d never have to bench you for coming late

  12. 12. Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

  13. 13. Cause that ass is first class ;)

  14. 14. I want to stay up late, just looking at you

  15. 15. But its too late now, im already falling for you

  16. 16. I know its late But, Will you be my valentine?

  17. 17. Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately? *loads shotgun*

  18. 18. Cuz I want you in my bed lately

  19. 19. Because lately i wanna end up in you.

  20. 20. If i was a seahawk.....i wouldnt pass on you.

  21. 21. I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry Inspired by precious post

  22. 22. Because you make my heart hurt and make me think about my problems late at night.

  23. 23. Cause whenever we make plans, you always end up coming late, or not at all

  24. 24. Ran into so many of them lately but can’t think of one

  25. 25. Wanna take me out?

  26. 26. Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

  27. 27. So...been to any good hangings lately?

  28. 28. Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).

  29. 29. I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night BLT?

  30. 30. They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

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