eggs pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Bc he created masterpiece from two eggs

  2. 2. What ya’ll think?

  3. 3. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  4. 4. Because green eggs and damnnnnn

  5. 5. Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

  6. 6. Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

  7. 7. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

  8. 8. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  9. 9. I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

  10. 10. Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  11. 11. Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  12. 12. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

  13. 13. Un-fertilized por favor.

  14. 14. Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

  15. 15. Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

  16. 16. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  17. 17. You can scramble my egg.

  18. 18. Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

  19. 19. I get fresh eggs daily.

  20. 20. Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

  21. 21. I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

  22. 22. I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

  23. 23. Because you look like you need to get laid.

  24. 24. Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

  25. 25. Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

  26. 26. Fried or fertilized?

  27. 27. Scrambled or fertilized?

  28. 28. But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

  29. 29. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

  30. 30. For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

  31. 31. Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

  32. 32. Baby, your bacon my eggs!

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