religious pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

  2. 2. So the only cross I’m worried about is whether I ever cross your mind

  3. 3. Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

  4. 4. But If I was with you I'd be on my knees every day

  5. 5. Not all religious books are bad - in fact, I'm well-versed in the Kama Sutra.

  6. 6. Cause I wanna fill you with religious intent

  7. 7. But you make a pretty good argument for believing in angels

  8. 8. Yes* Perfect because I plan on doing Grace before every meal

  9. 9. If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

  10. 10. Are you religious? Wanna drink with me and sleep in together Sunday morning.

  11. 11. Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

  12. 12. Because I wanna constantly misinterpret you for my own benefit.

  13. 13. I may not be religious, but I'll be on my knees for you.

  14. 14. Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

  15. 15. Cause the only action you’re ever gonna get is behind the altar.

  16. 16. Cause I’m gonna need some serious forgiveness after what I’ll do to you.

  17. 17. Are you religious? Because I am the answer to all your prayers. (Mike Huckabee)

  18. 18. Coz i feel blessed knowing psalm-one like you.

  19. 19. Cause i wanna follow you religiously

  20. 20. Pls no religious stuff either, ty very much

  21. 21. Cause you’re the answer to my prayers.

  22. 22. Because my fingers will take you to heaven. ;)

  23. 23. Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….

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