medical pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You are my antiseptic, because you cure my wound; I am always wounded and scarred.

  2. 2. Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

  3. 3. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

  4. 4. You raise my dopamine levels.

  5. 5. You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

  6. 6. Are you worth the side effects, girl?

  7. 7. Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

  8. 8. Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!

  9. 9. In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

  10. 10. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  11. 11. Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

  12. 12. Hey girl, are you a ventricle repolarization? Because you are a QT.

  13. 13. Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

  14. 14. Is that a tumour in your penis or are you just happy to see me.

  15. 15. Is your name Neosporin, because i'd like to rub you on my body.

  16. 16. Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

  17. 17. Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

  18. 18. Are you fibrous pericardium ? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.

  19. 19. Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

  20. 20. Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

  21. 21. Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

  22. 22. Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

  23. 23. You are the GINA for my asthmatic being!

  24. 24. I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

  25. 25. I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

  26. 26. Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

  27. 27. I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

  28. 28. Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

  29. 29. You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

  30. 30. You look dehydrated, want to exchange fluids?

  31. 31. I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

  32. 32. Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

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