doesn pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  2. 2. If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)

  3. 3. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  4. 4. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  5. 5. Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

  6. 6. The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it

  7. 7. Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful

  8. 8. I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

  9. 9. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

  10. 10. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  11. 11. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  12. 12. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

  13. 13. Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

  14. 14. As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

  15. 15. Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

  16. 16. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

  17. 17. Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

  18. 18. Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

  19. 19. God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

  20. 20. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

  21. 21. Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.

  22. 22. Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

  23. 23. But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

  24. 24. It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

  25. 25. Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  26. 26. Yours is like a pizza, it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

  27. 27. Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

  28. 28. It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

  29. 29. I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

  30. 30. Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

  31. 31. Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

  32. 32. Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

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