stands pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

  2. 2. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

  3. 3. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

  4. 4. When you want to sit it stands up.

  5. 5. It stands up so you can sit down

  6. 6. It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

  7. 7. Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

  8. 8. Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand. (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  9. 9. Cause you make my privates stand

  10. 10. Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

  11. 11. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

  12. 12. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

  13. 13. Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

  14. 14. Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

  15. 15. Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand

  16. 16. Because I’d like to buy one night stand

  17. 17. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

  18. 18. It stands up so you can sit down :)

  19. 19. Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

  20. 20. None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

  21. 21. If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

  22. 22. Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

  23. 23. I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

  24. 24. Let us let only latex stand between our love.

  25. 25. You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!

  26. 26. Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

  27. 27. Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

  28. 28. Because it stands for U

  29. 29. I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

  30. 30. Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...

  31. 31. Because meeting you isn't a coincidence

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