tear pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

  2. 2. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

  3. 3. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  4. 4. Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

  5. 5. How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

  6. 6. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

  7. 7. Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

  8. 8. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

  9. 9. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

  10. 10. Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.

  11. 11. I would never cry for fear of losing you.

  12. 12. I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.

  13. 13. Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.

  14. 14. But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

  15. 15. I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

  16. 16. Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.

  17. 17. When I die... When I die I want to be put in hot chilli and I want you to to eat it so I can tear up that ass one more time

  18. 18. Because I wanna tear them down

  19. 19. Call me the Doom Slayer because ima rip and tear that pussy..

  20. 20. Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

  21. 21. Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

  22. 22. Do you like ventriloquists? Cuz I can puppet-tear that ass !!

  23. 23. If I can call you “Her”, will you be my “Tear”?

  24. 24. I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

  25. 25. It's tearing up my heart..not banging you (N'Sync)

  26. 26. If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

  27. 27. Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

  28. 28. Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

  29. 29. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

  30. 30. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

  31. 31. This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you

All Pages

Share your expierence with Allpickuplines