1. We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
2. May i take your truck for a test drive?
3. So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
4. If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
5. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
6. Cause you fucking stink.
7. Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
8. I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!
9. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.
10. Because I've got an oversized load coming for you
11. ‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner
12. Jump in the back of my pickup truck and ride me back to town...
13. Wanna ride my Monster truck?
14. Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
15. Get in the truck
16. (for best results use at kids)
17. Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.
18. Because I’d love to work your stick
19. Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
20. Cause you got an absolute dump truck
21. Because i want to put my load in u
22. You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.
23. I want to fuck you in it 🤡
24. Cuz your sure gonna be in the back
Of my truck
25. Would you like to blow my head gasket?
26. Cause I want you to hit me *hard.*
27. With a truck or maybe a baseball bat
28. Cuz you know how to make a wiener stand
29. I want you to take my load
30. It's time for you to get in the truck.
31. Hey are you a tow truck? Because i can’t leave this place without you