shut pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  2. 2. The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

  3. 3. If you were an app, I'd never shut you down.

  4. 4. I know a good way to shut a candor up.

  5. 5. Say baby, I had to mention, if you were a star, you'd be the only one I'm searching for. from "Shut it Down"

  6. 6. With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

  7. 7. Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

  8. 8. Because you won’t shut the fuck up

  9. 9. Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.

  10. 10. Because I wanna smash you until you shut the fuck up ;)

  11. 11. Or else I will spank your motherfucking ass

  12. 12. The Coronavirus might have shut everything down but I’m still open for business.

  13. 13. Cause you won't shut the fuck up

  14. 14. Know your role and shut your mouth. (The Rock)

  15. 15. You're like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up.

  16. 16. Is your name Katniss, cause I have something to shut that big mouth of yours!

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