obvious pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. A Wonka gin tonic, please. 'With ice?' 'Obviously.' 'Okay then could you please step away from the bar?' 'What?! Why?' 'You're melting all the ice.'

  2. 2. You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me?

  3. 3. Because you obviously landed on your face.

  4. 4. But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

  5. 5. But you obviously came from hell with a body made to sin

  6. 6. (mario kart obviously..)

  7. 7. Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!

  8. 8. What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.

  9. 9. They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

  10. 10. So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

  11. 11. Just worked

  12. 12. My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.

  13. 13. Because I’m stronger than you. Obviously be careful with who you say this to

  14. 14. (wait for reply (obviously)) Yeah that'll look good next to mine

  15. 15. Hey, are your parents star seekers? Because, obviously, they have taken all of the stars in the sky and they've put it in your eyes

  16. 16. 'cause you got me addicted to you. >Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

  17. 17. The A obviously stands for angel.

  18. 18. Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

  19. 19. (for women named Phoebe obviously)

  20. 20. Can you do anything with this name? All I can think of is Audrious like obvious but that's horrendous.

  21. 21. Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.

  22. 22. Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Ambercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]

  23. 23. While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

  24. 24. Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

  25. 25. Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

  26. 26. Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

  27. 27. Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

  28. 28. It obviously doesn't in yours!

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