tool pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you ready for a long adventure? My golden tools last longer than anyone.

  2. 2. Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

  3. 3. I love the way you work that pen tool.

  4. 4. Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

  5. 5. You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

  6. 6. Baby I want to have you liquefy my tool!

  7. 7. Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool

  8. 8. Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

  9. 9. Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool. Sorry.

  10. 10. If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

  11. 11. Because you darken my life, and it's over. I'm taking the kids and never coming back

  12. 12. Cause you look like a hoe!

  13. 13. Because you lighten up my day

  14. 14. If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.

  15. 15. Let's crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool

  16. 16. You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool.

  17. 17. That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!

  18. 18. Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

  19. 19. Want to see my tool?

  20. 20. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.

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