drying pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I’ll kill him!

  2. 2. You’d be my date

  3. 3. I could moisturise them for you if you want

  4. 4. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  5. 5. Yo baby, let me dry the sweat of dem titties.

  6. 6. Because I want you to suck me dry.

  7. 7. Are you a mosquito cas I think your you just suck me dry

  8. 8. A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight

  9. 9. Roses are red Violets are shy Bite on the pillow bitch I'm going in dry

  10. 10. Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

  11. 11. Because I was busy getting you wet.

  12. 12. Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

  13. 13. Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry

  14. 14. Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

  15. 15. ...so you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.

  16. 16. But I can make you wet

  17. 17. It's looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?

  18. 18. Cause I wanna go in dry

  19. 19. Cuz you're so hot babe

  20. 20. Because you're RAISIN my dick!

  21. 21. Because I want to suck you dry

  22. 22. Because you're really fine

  23. 23. Because this bee is gonna suck you dry tonight

  24. 24. Let me suck you dry?

  25. 25. Do you have a wet tongue for me?

  26. 26. I’ll never say good-bye!?

  27. 27. Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

  28. 28. This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

  29. 29. Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

  30. 30. Don't discriminate, come and blow me dry anytime. (Boys)

  31. 31. When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.

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