tax day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Guy: Your feet tired? Because you've been running in a straight line in my mind all day along.

  2. 2. Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been screwed by an entire government agency.

  3. 3. Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

  4. 4. You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.

  5. 5. Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.

  6. 6. Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

  7. 7. Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

  8. 8. Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. 9. Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

  10. 10. Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

  11. 11. Guy : Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?

  12. 12. Girl : "But you barely even know me"

  13. 13. No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.

  14. 14. You can pay the poll tax personally with me.

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