vending machine pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

  2. 2. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

  3. 3. Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  4. 4. "What, when I fell from heaven?" "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  5. 5. ...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

  6. 6. Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.

  7. 7. Cause you look like a snack

  8. 8. Because you da snacc

  9. 9. When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc

  10. 10. Because you are a snack -Day 2

  11. 11. Cus' ur looking like a snack

  12. 12. Cos you look like a snack

  13. 13. Because your snack is here.

  14. 14. Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

  15. 15. I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

  16. 16. Because i want you on top of me

  17. 17. If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.

  18. 18. Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

  19. 19. Because you are a snack

  20. 20. Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~

  21. 21. because you lookin like a snack.

  22. 22. From the vending machine because u a full snack

  23. 23. Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

  24. 24. Cuz i wanna take you out

  25. 25. Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.

  26. 26. Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.

  27. 27. Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.

  28. 28. I am a vending machine, shake it right girl and I will fulfill your wildest dreams.

  29. 29. I have all the D-imes you need.

  30. 30. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.

  31. 31. I would foundle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

  32. 32. If you were a vending machine, what buttons do I need to get your numbers?

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