horse pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.

  2. 2. I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

  3. 3. Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

  4. 4. Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

  5. 5. Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

  6. 6. I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.

  7. 7. Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

  8. 8. I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

  9. 9. Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

  10. 10. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  11. 11. (Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?

  12. 12. Cuz i wanna ride you

  13. 13. Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.

  14. 14. Girl im hung like a... Well you know...

  15. 15. I respond well to left handed urging.

  16. 16. What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

  17. 17. I'm hung like a horse.

  18. 18. Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

  19. 19. You come to this stable often?

  20. 20. Hey baby want a carrot?

  21. 21. Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.

  22. 22. Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.

  23. 23. Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.

  24. 24. Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

  25. 25. Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.

  26. 26. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.

  27. 27. But hay is for horses, and I think you're a fox.

  28. 28. Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

  29. 29. Because you make me hor-neigh

  30. 30. What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

  31. 31. Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.

  32. 32. How many horses can you fit in your barn?

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