dang pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because dang boi you're pretty attractive

  2. 2. Cause I want to peel off your skin

  3. 3. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  4. 4. Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

  5. 5. Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

  6. 6. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  7. 7. Dang girl are you Cortana cuz you're always in my head.

  8. 8. Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

  9. 9. There it is

  10. 10. Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

  11. 11. And try being full of me for a while

  12. 12. Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes But its too late now, im already falling for you

  13. 13. ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long. (could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

  14. 14. Because dang... you’re special

  15. 15. Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

  16. 16. I just wish that I know u

  17. 17. (Begins whistling robotically)

  18. 18. Because you made me do a FULL STOP!

  19. 19. Cuz i would let you use me

  20. 20. Can I have yours?

  21. 21. ('Cause DANG you're special!)

  22. 22. "Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

  23. 23. Because i can’t stop myself from looking into your eyes

  24. 24. Because I want to sodiumize you

  25. 25. Because I think you’re a solid 20/20

  26. 26. Cuz I wanna fill you with my load

  27. 27. Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you

  28. 28. Coz dang girl!

  29. 29. Because I want to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and stare at you

  30. 30. Because I want a piz-za that ass!

  31. 31. We have so much income we should hook up

  32. 32. Cause I wanna plow you the night before christmas

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