floor pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  2. 2. My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.

  3. 3. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  4. 4. That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

  5. 5. That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

  6. 6. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  7. 7. Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

  8. 8. Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

  9. 9. Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

  10. 10. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  11. 11. It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

  12. 12. Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

  13. 13. When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

  14. 14. Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

  15. 15. My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

  16. 16. I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

  17. 17. That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

  18. 18. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

  19. 19. Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor faster than ever.

  20. 20. That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

  21. 21. Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

  22. 22. Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

  23. 23. Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.

  24. 24. Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

  25. 25. That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

  26. 26. I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

  27. 27. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

  28. 28. That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

  29. 29. “Cause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.

  30. 30. Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

  31. 31. Because I would be down to spend billions to drill you with reckless abandon

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