years pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

  2. 2. Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

  3. 3. Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  4. 4. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  5. 5. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

  6. 6. Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

  7. 7. He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

  8. 8. But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

  9. 9. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  10. 10. Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.

  11. 11. Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

  12. 12. How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

  13. 13. I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

  14. 14. I loved you since last year!

  15. 15. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

  16. 16. But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  17. 17. When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

  18. 18. Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

  19. 19. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

  20. 20. So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

  21. 21. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  22. 22. You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

  23. 23. Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

  24. 24. What's your bracket lookin like this year?

  25. 25. Because i can't get you of my mind

  26. 26. So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

  27. 27. Wanna be a mother next year?

  28. 28. I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

  29. 29. You're so beautiful it makes me want to vomit.

  30. 30. Sweet and 18 years old.

  31. 31. It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

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