pocket pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  2. 2. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  3. 3. what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  4. 4. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  5. 5. ‘Cause dat ass is calling me

  6. 6. I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

  7. 7. or are you just happy to see me?

  8. 8. Is that a spear in my pocket? Cuz I can see myself in on your moon.

  9. 9. Is that a Roman Candle in your pocket or are your balls exploding with delight?

  10. 10. Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

  11. 11. I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

  12. 12. Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  13. 13. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  14. 14. Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

  15. 15. Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

  16. 16. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  17. 17. Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

  18. 18. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  19. 19. Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  20. 20. Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  21. 21. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  22. 22. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  23. 23. Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  24. 24. Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  25. 25. Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

  26. 26. Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  27. 27. Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

  28. 28. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

  29. 29. Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

  30. 30. Is that a split vote in your pocket...

  31. 31. Cause that ass is calling me

  32. 32. Because that ass is calling me

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