mexican pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'd let you cross my border.

  2. 2. I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

  3. 3. Un-fertilized por favor.

  4. 4. Baby, you're the light in my corona.

  5. 5. Cause I’d like to lose your top.

  6. 6. Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

  7. 7. 'Cause I'm gonna be jalapeño pussy.

  8. 8. Hey baby, I have a green card.

  9. 9. Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

  10. 10. I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.

  11. 11. Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!

  12. 12. I would totally lick your guacaholey.

  13. 13. Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

  14. 14. can I stuff your muff?

  15. 15. Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.

  16. 16. Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

  17. 17. I'm a very taco-tive person.

  18. 18. so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.

  19. 19. You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.

  20. 20. You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.

  21. 21. Is your enchilada buttered?

  22. 22. Will you be my baerrito?

  23. 23. maybe next time Yucatan with me?

  24. 24. Cuz I definitely hit that.

  25. 25. Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.

  26. 26. 'Cause you're hot.

  27. 27. Do you like jalapenos? 'Cause I'm about to be jalapeno pussy tonight.

  28. 28. You want to dip your chips into my salsa?

  29. 29. Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

  30. 30. What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?

  31. 31. Cause in a minute ill be jalapeños pants.

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