things pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

  2. 2. We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

  3. 3. Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.

  4. 4. No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  5. 5. You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  6. 6. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  7. 7. I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

  8. 8. Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

  9. 9. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  10. 10. Oh! It's beauty.

  11. 11. My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

  12. 12. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

  13. 13. And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

  14. 14. You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

  15. 15. I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  16. 16. Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

  17. 17. The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  18. 18. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

  19. 19. I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

  20. 20. The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

  21. 21. ... u

  22. 22. All I know is that it starts with U N I.

  23. 23. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

  24. 24. Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  25. 25. Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

  26. 26. Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  27. 27. Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

  28. 28. Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

  29. 29. My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

  30. 30. But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

  31. 31. Why don't you sit on my lap And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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