1. Everyday with you is like NFL season – I wish it never end.
2. If you are a NFL player, you will be my Morten Andersen.
3. Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
4. Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
5. Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
6. My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
7. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?
8. Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!
9. Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
10. Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
11. Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
12. This game is about ball control baby.
13. Everything that he's able to do with his legs...is awesome.
14. Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
15. Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.
16. Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
17. I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
18. I want to pick you up from free agency.
19. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!
20. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.
21. Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
22. Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
23. You. Me. Pistol Formation.
24. Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.
25. I'm the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.