rejections pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  2. 2. Line: I know how to please a woman/man. Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  3. 3. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  4. 4. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  5. 5. Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

  6. 6. Line: I think I could make you very happy Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

  7. 7. Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

  8. 8. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy. Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  9. 9. Line: Can I have your name? Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

  10. 10. Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you? Comeback: It's hot!!!

  11. 11. Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday? Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

  12. 12. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  13. 13. Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

  14. 14. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

  15. 15. Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

  16. 16. Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

  17. 17. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

  18. 18. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

  19. 19. Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

  20. 20. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  21. 21. Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar. You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

  22. 22. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  23. 23. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator.

  24. 24. Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  25. 25. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  26. 26. Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  27. 27. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  28. 28. Or should I walk by again?

  29. 29. Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  30. 30. Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

  31. 31. Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly!

  32. 32. We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.

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