weird pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

  2. 2. Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

  3. 3. Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

  4. 4. But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

  5. 5. Mmmm Girl your face looks like a burnt hamburger, all weird colors and bubbly shit mmm

  6. 6. Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh? Girl responds: What? Weird question. Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

  7. 7. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  8. 8. How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

  9. 9. Mardi Gras, baby. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down?

  10. 10. I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be weird as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum

  11. 11. Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

  12. 12. You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.

  13. 13. Cause id love to knock you up

  14. 14. I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

  15. 15. I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

  16. 16. Cause I wanna be inside you. ​ Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too

  17. 17. Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

  18. 18. I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

  19. 19. What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''

  20. 20. I know, weird ass names

  21. 21. Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

  22. 22. Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

  23. 23. Wanna get weird after this?

  24. 24. So do you do all that weird breathing stuff?

  25. 25. We are all a little weird and, life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

  26. 26. I like being weird and taking my time!

  27. 27. It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.

  28. 28. I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels.

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